Protéger et servir (2010)

Director
Eric Lavaine

Main cast
Kad Merad; Clovis Cornillac; Carole Bouquet; François Damiens; Elsa Kikoïne

Genres
Comedy

Description
Kim Houang et Michel Boudriau sont deux flics "à la vie à la mort" depuis qu'ils se sont croisés à l'orphelinat.Ce ne sont pas les meilleurs flics de France, ni de la région parisienne, ni de leur commissariat... et pourtant ce sont eux qui, sous les ordres d'Aude Lettelier, directeur de la police nationale, sont chargés de déjouer une vague d'attentats qui touche notre beau pays.


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