The Golden Calf (1968)

Director
Mikhail Shvejtser

Main cast
Sergei Yursky; Leonid Kuravlyov; Zinoviy Gerdt; Evgeniy Evstigneev; Nikolai Boyarsky

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
A crook named Ostap Bender, who survived a murder attempt by Kisa Vorobyaninov in "12 Chairs," now schemes to extort 1 million from an underground millionaire.


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