Seven Dwarfs (2004)

Director
Sven Unterwaldt Jr.

Main cast
Otto Waalkes; Heinz Hoenig; Mirco Nontschew; Boris Aljinovic; Markus Majowski

Genres
Comedy

Description
The Seven Dwarves live deep within a female-free-zone of the Enchanted Forest, but they cannot resist the innocent charms of Snow White when she enters their world. So when the evil queen abducts her, it is up to the dwarves to save her life.


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