The Body (2003)

Director
Tomasz Konecki; Andrzej Saramonowicz

Main cast
Rafal Królikowski; Emilia Krakowska; Piotr Adamczyk

Genres
Comedy

Description
One day a commuter, who happens to be a burglar, finds a dead body on a train. As he was just returning from a burglary and not wanting to draw attention to himself, he decides to get rid of the corpse himself. Little does he know that the body is about to embark on one hell of a journey...


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