Simon Sez (1999)

Director
Kevin Elders

Main cast
Dennis Rodman; Dane Cook; Natalia Cigliuti; John Pinette; Emma Wiklund

Genres
Action, Comedy, Thriller, Foreign

Description
A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon.


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