Millionaires Express (1986)

Director
Sammo Hung

Main cast
Sammo Hung; Yuen Biao; Kenny Bee; Olivia Cheng Man-Nga; Hsiao Ho

Genres
Comedy, Action, Foreign

Description
What happens when a glamorous express, with high government officials, wealthy merchants, concubines and a gang of brigands on board, speeds towards the small town of Hanshui, where escaping bank robbers, corrupt officials, and gamblers await? Well, let's just say the Titanic had a smoother maiden voyage.


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