Train Birds (1998)

Director
Peter Lichtefeld

Main cast
Joachim Król; Outi Mäenpää; Peter Lohmeyer; Jochen Nickel; Nina Petri

Genres
Comedy

Description
Hannes is a beer-truck driver in Dortmund. His biggest dream is to win the first prize at the International Time-Table Contest in Inari (Finland). When his new boss cancels his extra holidays to go there, Hans goes mad... On his journey to Finland by train, followed by the police, he meets lot of folks and the love of his life.


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