Crooks Anonymous (1962)

Director
Ken Annakin

Main cast
Leslie Phillips; Stanley Baxter; Julie Christie; Wilfrid Hyde-White; James Robertson Justice

Genres
Crime, Comedy

Description
A former burglar trying to go straight joins a rehabilitation scheme using much the same methods as AA. Through the process, he takes work as a department store Santa, where the endless parade of goods and money, not to mention the pretty young shop hands have him like a moth to a flame in no time flat.


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