Bad Santa (2003)

Director
Terry Zwigoff

Main cast
Billy Bob Thornton; Tony Cox; Brett Kelly; Lauren Graham; Bernie Mac

Genres
Drama, Comedy, Crime

Description
A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid, and the security boss discovers the plot.


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