St. Jorgen's Day (1930)

Director
Porfiri Podobed; Yakov Protazanov

Main cast
Igor Ilyinsky; Anatoli Ktorov; Mariya Strelkova; Mikhail Klimov; Vladimir Uralsky

Genres
Comedy

Description
The priests, stock market officials, and police conspire to squeeze income out of pilgrims come to see relics of a Christ like figure. A pair of con men try to pass of a resurrected saint.


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