The Square Peg (1958)

Director
John Paddy Carstairs

Main cast
Norman Wisdom; Edward Chapman; Honor Blackman; Campbell Singer; Hattie Jacques

Genres
Comedy, Foreign

Description
Norman and Mr Grimsdale are council workmen mending the road outside an Army base when they come into conflict with the military. Shortly afterwards, they get drafted and fall into the clutches of the Sergeant they have just bested. They are sent to France to repair roads in front of the Allied advance but get captured. Norman takes advantage of a useful similarity to impersonate General Schreiber and manages to return a hero


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