Please Kill Mr. Know It All (2013)

Director
Colin Carter; Sandra Feldman

Main cast
Lara Jean Chorostecki; Jefferson Brown; Kristina Pesic; Cliff Saunders; Al Sapienza

Genres
Comedy, Crime, Romance

Description
An anonymous advice columnist finds herself caught in an unlikely romance with the man who has been hired to kill her alter ego.


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