Coldblooded (1995)

Director
Wallace Wolodarsky

Main cast
Jason Priestley; Peter Riegert; Kimberly Williams-Paisley; Janeane Garofalo; Robert Loggia

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
Cosmo, an affectless mob bookie who lives in the basement of a retirement home, is promoted to hitman. He learns his new trade from Steve, a seasoned killer. He falls in love with a yoga teacher, Jasmine, and must figure out a way to leave the mob so they can be together.


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