Mr. Nice Guy (1987)

Director
Henry Wolfond

Main cast
Mike MacDonald; Jan Smithers; Joe Silver; Harvey Atkin; Keith Knight

Genres
Comedy

Description
A hitman by the name of Mr. Nice Guy is about to be married and his fiancee doesn't know his true profession. On top of that, his future father-in-law has a contract out on him. A zany mafia comedy!


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