Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)

Director
Caleb Emerson

Main cast
Tim Gerstmar; Pippi Zornoza; Jamie Gillis; Geoff Mosher; Hasil Adkins

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
Red Toole is an average good-hearted serial killer who enjoys killing hippies almost as much as he loves his wife Violet. But when Violet is kidnapped Toole sets out to reclaim the woman he loves, with unusual and often hilarious results.


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