Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
Director
Matthias Hoene
Main cast
Michelle Ryan; Georgia King; Alan Ford; Harry Treadaway; Richard Briers
Genres
Comedy, Horror
Description
A gang of bank robbers team up with the residents of an old people's home to try to survive a zombie outbreak.
Matthias Hoene
Main cast
Michelle Ryan; Georgia King; Alan Ford; Harry Treadaway; Richard Briers
Genres
Comedy, Horror
Description
A gang of bank robbers team up with the residents of an old people's home to try to survive a zombie outbreak.
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