The Revenant (2009)

Director
D. Kerry Prior

Main cast
Chris Wylde; David Anders; Louise Griffiths; Jacy King

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
A horror movie/buddy comedy about Joey and his undead friend Bart who comes back from the dead as a revenant: an articulate zombie that needs to drink blood to arrest the decomposition of his body.


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