The Policeman (1971)

Director
Ephraim Kishon

Main cast
Shaike Ophir; Joseph Shiloach; Nitza Shaul; Gabi Amrani

Genres
Drama, Comedy, Foreign

Description
Azulai is a policeman in Jaffa, whose incompetence is only matched by his soft-heartedness. His superiors want to send him to early retirement, but he would like to stay on the force, and the criminals of Jaffa don't want to see him leave either...


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