What Planet Are You From? (2000)

Director
Mike Nichols

Main cast
Garry Shandling; Annette Bening; John Goodman; Greg Kinnear; Linda Fiorentino

Genres
Comedy, Drama, Romance, Sci-Fi

Description
A highly-evolved planet, whose denizens feel no emotion and reproduce by cloning, plans to take over Earth from the inside by sending an operative, fashioned with a humming, mechanical penis, to impregnate an earthling and stay until the birth. The alien, Harold Anderson, goes to Phoenix as a banker and sets to work finding a mate. His approaches to women are inept, and the humming phallus doesn't help, but on the advice of a banking colleague, he cruises an AA meeting, meets Susan, and somehow convinces her to marry. The clock starts to tick: will she conceive, have a baby, and lose Harold (and the child) to his planet before he discovers emotion and starts to care?


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