The Gendarme and the Creatures from Outer Space (1979)

Director
Jean Girault

Main cast
Louis de Funès; Michel Galabru; Maurice Risch; Jean-Pierre Rambal; Guy Grosso

Genres
Comedy, Sci-Fi

Description
The bungling inspector Cruchot (Funès) finds himself trying to save the residents of St. Tropez from some oil-drinking humanoid aliens. The only way to tell the aliens from the real people, besides their constant thirst for oil-products, is that they sound like empty garbage cans when you touch them. Chaos is ahead.


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