Phil the Alien (2004)

Director
Rob Stefaniuk

Main cast
Rob Stefaniuk; Nicole de Boer; Jason Jones; Graham Greene

Genres
Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi

Description
Phil the Alien crashes to Earth and find himself alone in the wilds of northern Canada. In the process of going home he goes from drunk to christian rock singer to mass murder.


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