Please Don't Eat My Mother (1973)

Director
Carl Monson

Main cast
Buck Kartalian; Lynn Lundgren; Art Hedberg; Alice Friedland

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
A middle-aged man buys a plant with a sexy voice that develops a craving for insects, frogs, dogs, humans...


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