Paranormal Whacktivity (2013)

Director
Roger Roth

Main cast
Aneliese Roettger; Chanel Ryan; Melinda Y. Cohen; Stephanie Danielson; Brie Doffing

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
A sexy and hilarious spoof about a couple who have just moved into a new home to consummate their relationship, but find peril around every corner due to an evil presence that haunts them whenever they attempt to be intimate.


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