Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing (2004)

Director
Max Von Diesel

Main cast
Darian Caine; Erika Smith; A.J. Khan; Erin Brown; Isadora Edison

Genres
Horror, Comedy

Description
An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.


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