The Polka King (2017)
Director
Wallace Wolodarsky; Maya Forbes
Main cast
Jack Black; Jenny Slate; Jason Schwartzman; Jacki Weaver; J.B. Smoove
Genres
Comedy
Description
Local Pennsylvania polka legend Jan Lewan develops a plan to get rich that shocks his fans and lands him in jail.
Wallace Wolodarsky; Maya Forbes
Main cast
Jack Black; Jenny Slate; Jason Schwartzman; Jacki Weaver; J.B. Smoove
Genres
Comedy
Description
Local Pennsylvania polka legend Jan Lewan develops a plan to get rich that shocks his fans and lands him in jail.
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