Hunters' Crossing (2017)

Director
Zach Zeman

Main cast
Jake Dogias; Rieves Bowers; Noah Schindler; Mason Taylor; Marisa Roper

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
Hank Williams, a bona fide idiot, teams up with Bigfoot Hunter, Trevor Farleys, and an aging bear slayer, Willis Hampton, to sabotage a crazed hunter and win a local hunting competition.


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