Helen, Sweetheart of the Internet (2014)

Director
Melissa Lozoff

Main cast
Raven Whisnant; Melissa Lozoff; Nikolai Mynhardt; Susie Pratt; Ron Salon

Genres
Comedy

Description
Based on the syndicated comic strip of the same name, "Helen, Sweetheart of the Internet" is the story of a beautiful, blond genius who finds controlling her near super human abilities with computers is harder than she thinks.


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