Homies (2015)

Director
Jon Karthaus

Main cast
Robert de Hoog; Géza Weisz; Gijs Naber; Tibor Lukács; Victoria Koblenko

Genres
Comedy

Description
Just when Timo is trying to win back his ex-girlfriend by convincing her with his new and improved life, he and his friends are caught up in a drugs conflict. To stay alive, four ordinary guys need to sell 22 kilos of drugs within a week.


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