9 Month Stretch (2013)

Director
Albert Dupontel

Main cast
Sandrine Kiberlain; Albert Dupontel; Philippe Uchan; Nicolas Marié; Bouli Lanners

Genres
Comedy

Description
Ariane Felder is pregnant! This is surprising with her being a young hardened judge with strict morals. But what is more surprising is that, according to paternity testing, the child's father is none other than Bob, a criminal from the prosecution charged with an atrocious attack! Ariane doesn't remember any of what has happened, so she has no idea what to expect...


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