The Christmas Consultant (2012)

Director
John Bradshaw

Main cast
David Hasselhoff; Caroline Rhea; Barclay Hope; Jessica McLeod; Eliza Faria

Genres
Comedy

Description
Christmas is just around the corner but suburban workaholics Maya Fletcher and her husband Jack are too busy to get into the holiday spirit. As their Christmas to do list grows and deadlines fast approach, holiday spirit is at an all time low. Maya forgets she promised to host a Christmas Eve party for her and Jack’s whole family. In an effort to impress a potential new client, Maya has also invited him to spend the holidays with the family.


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