Barely Lethal (2015)
Director
Kyle Newman
Main cast
Jessica Alba; Hailee Steinfeld; Sophie Turner; Samuel L. Jackson; Jaime King
Genres
Adventure, Action, Comedy
Description
A 16-year-old international assassin yearning for a "normal" adolescence fakes her own death and enrolls as a senior in a suburban high school. She quickly learns that being popular can be more painful than getting water-boarded.
Kyle Newman
Main cast
Jessica Alba; Hailee Steinfeld; Sophie Turner; Samuel L. Jackson; Jaime King
Genres
Adventure, Action, Comedy
Description
A 16-year-old international assassin yearning for a "normal" adolescence fakes her own death and enrolls as a senior in a suburban high school. She quickly learns that being popular can be more painful than getting water-boarded.
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