Earthbound (2013)

Director
Alan Brennan

Main cast
Rafe Spall; Jenn Murray; Stephen Hogan; David Morrissey; Rory Keenan

Genres
Comedy, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Romance

Description
At eleven years old Joe Norman is told by his dying father that he is an alien hiding on earth. Joe believes him. He grows up to be a die-hard fan-boy working in a comic shop. When he falls for down-to-earth Maria, a fellow sci-fi fan, he is inspired to lead a more normal social existence. Until intergalactic bounty hunters track Joe down at his new office and the couple soon learn the dangerous truth about who Joe really is.


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