Apocalypse Clarkson (1997)

Director
Brian Klein

Main cast
Jeremy Clarkson; Valentino Balboni; Richard Burns

Genres
Documentary, Comedy

Description
Clarkson compares a number of sports and touring cars to find the best-handing car in the world. Jeremy tests a reviled Lada to destruction, a Toyota off-roader is matched head to head with the largest muckspreader Europe can offer and a whole lot more besides!


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