Quickie Express (2007)

Director
Dimas Djayadiningrat

Main cast
Tora Sudiro; Aming Sugandhi; Lukman Sardi; Tio Pakusodewo; Sandra Dewi

Genres
Comedy

Description
A guy become a gigolo in pizza-deliveryman disguise.


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