Bikini Round-Up (2005)

Director
Fred Olen Ray

Main cast
Nicollette Sheridan; Jay Richardson; Randy Spears; Beverly Lunsford; Belinda Gavin

Genres
Comedy, Western

Description
After she inherits an Old West ghost town complete with a lost diamond mine, a woman and her friend have a series of adventurous encounters with cowboys, ghosts and a villain determined to steal their inheritance. Nicole Sheridan, Beverly Lynne and Jay Richardson star in this adult romp from director Fred Olen Ray.


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