Big Stan (2007)

Director
Rob Schneider

Main cast
Rob Schneider; David Carradine; Jennifer Morrison; Scott Wilson; Richard Kind

Genres
Comedy

Description
Rob Schneider writes and stars in this comedy about a nerdy con man whose swindling ways land him a stiff prison sentence. Terrified at the prospect of being raped in prison he enlists the aid of a mysterious kung-fu expert to teach him how to fight.


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