The Substitute (2007)

Director
Ole Bornedal

Main cast
Paprika Steen; Ulrich Thomsen; Jonas Wandschneider; Emma Juel Justesen; Sonja Richter

Genres
Thriller, Comedy

Description
6th Grade gets a new substitute teacher. She wants to train the class for an international competition in Paris. But something isn't right. How is she able read kids' minds? Why is she so mean? And how does she manage to convince everyone's parents she is so great when the whole class knows she is really an alien?


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