Kettle of Fish (2006)
Director
Claudia Myers
Main cast
Matthew Modine; Gina Gershon; Christy Scott Cashman; Isiah Whitlock, Jr.; Fisher Stevens
Genres
Comedy, Romance
Description
A lifelong bachelor confronts his intimacy issues when he sublets his apartment to a fetching biologist. His heartsick fish and his wise best buddy are on hand to provide perspective.
Claudia Myers
Main cast
Matthew Modine; Gina Gershon; Christy Scott Cashman; Isiah Whitlock, Jr.; Fisher Stevens
Genres
Comedy, Romance
Description
A lifelong bachelor confronts his intimacy issues when he sublets his apartment to a fetching biologist. His heartsick fish and his wise best buddy are on hand to provide perspective.
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