36 Secrets of Courtship (1982)

Director
Lui Kei

Main cast
Ai Ti; Ling Doi; Pei Ju-Hua; Wai Wang; Wu Fung

Genres
Comedy

Description
Three lotharios vie to become principal of the Macho Man Training School, an extremely non-monastic institution dedicated to extremely non Shaolin-types of physical exertion, in this strange and erotic farce of the classic 36th Chamber Of Shaolin.


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