Cockles and Muscles (2005)

Director
Olivier Ducastel; Jacques Martineau

Main cast
Valeria Bruni Tedeschi; Gilbert Melki; Jean-Marc Barr; Jacques Bonnaffé; Edouard Collin

Genres
Comedy

Description
Crustaces et Coquillages is a fresh French comedy film with numerous surprise turnarounds and about the tolerance of a family of four. The family spend an idealistic summer vacation together where each of the family members gets involved in a new or old relationship.


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