Choking Hazard (2004)

Director
Marek Dobes

Main cast
Jan Dolanský; Jaroslav Dušek; Eva Nádazdyová; Anna Fialkova; Kamil Švejda

Genres
Horror, Comedy

Description
When self-help guru Dr. Reinis (Jaroslav Dusek) led his students on a retreat to ponder the meaning of life, he had no intention of leading them all to their doom. But when gut-munching zombie woodsmen emerge, the group finds itself locked in mortal battle. Alternately sickening and silly, this gruesomely hilarious Czech horror flick co-stars Jan Dolansky, Eva Nadazdyova, Anna Fialkova and Eva Janouskova.


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