Ang Pinakamahabang Baba Sa Balat Ng Lupa (1997)

Director
Efren Jarlego

Main cast
Babalu; Sunshine Cruz; Bonel Balingit; Noel 'Ungga' Ayala; Paquito Diaz

Genres
Comedy

Description
a movie fit for Mr. Babalu.


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