Guys & Balls (2004)
Director
Sherry Hormann
Main cast
Maximilian Brückner; Dietmar Bär; Saskia Vester; David Rott; Rolf Zacher
Genres
Comedy, Romance
Description
Ecki is a sweet, closeted gay man who works in his familyâs bakery and plays goalie in his small townâs soccer team. When he both loses the big game, and is caught flirting with another player, his homophobic teammates throw him out. He vows to return one day with an all-gay team that will grind the heteros into the dust, so he sets off to find his âdream team.â With the help of his nurse sister, Ecki scours local gay bars and eventually assembles a hilariously motley but endearing crew of misfits that includes a leather-daddy threesome, a femme Turk with Beckham fantasies, a secret straight guy in love with the sister, and a seriously cute nurse eager for some private play-time with the goalie. Ecki now has two problems â turning this bunch into a team, and facing his own fears regarding his first romance.
Sherry Hormann
Main cast
Maximilian Brückner; Dietmar Bär; Saskia Vester; David Rott; Rolf Zacher
Genres
Comedy, Romance
Description
Ecki is a sweet, closeted gay man who works in his familyâs bakery and plays goalie in his small townâs soccer team. When he both loses the big game, and is caught flirting with another player, his homophobic teammates throw him out. He vows to return one day with an all-gay team that will grind the heteros into the dust, so he sets off to find his âdream team.â With the help of his nurse sister, Ecki scours local gay bars and eventually assembles a hilariously motley but endearing crew of misfits that includes a leather-daddy threesome, a femme Turk with Beckham fantasies, a secret straight guy in love with the sister, and a seriously cute nurse eager for some private play-time with the goalie. Ecki now has two problems â turning this bunch into a team, and facing his own fears regarding his first romance.
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