They Don't Cut the Grass Anymore (1985)

Director
Nathan Schiff

Main cast
John Smihula; Adam Berke; Mary Spadaro; Leanna Mangiarano

Genres
Horror

Description
Two Texas gardeners, who object to Northern attitudes and lifestyles, venture northward to cut lawns, trim hedges, and murder and mutilate Northern Yuppies.


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