Formula of Love (1984)

Director
Mark Zakharov

Main cast
Nodar Mgaloblishvili; Aleksandr Abdulov; Semyon Farada; Leonid Bronevoy; Tatyana Pelttser

Genres
Comedy

Description
A young aristocrat, Aleksei Fedyashev, is languishing in his family's country estate, spending his days reading poetry and confessing his love... to a statue. Upon hearing that famous Count Cagliostro is touring Russia and has created quite a buzz in high society with his "magic", he decides to ask the Count to bring the statue to life...


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