Actors (2000)

Director
Bertrand Blier

Main cast
Pierre Arditi; Jean-Paul Belmondo; Claude Brasseur; Alain Delon; Gérard Depardieu

Genres
Comedy

Description
Les Acteurs is the absurd story of Jean-Pierre Marielle desperately waiting for a cup of hot water, the story of a conspiracy against actors, the story of aging actors whose careers are slowly less active than they used to be, but a stunning tribute to French actors and their cinema.


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