The Big Tease (1999)

Director
Kevin Allen

Main cast
Craig Ferguson; David Rasche; Mary McCormack; Donal Logue; Nina Siemaszko

Genres
Comedy, Foreign

Description
Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford (Craig Ferguson) leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event. Abhorrent Norwegian Stig is his stiff-as-gel competition. Drew Carey and others make cameo appearances in this hysterical mockumentar


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