Will Your Heart Beat Faster? (1980)

Director
Mike de Leon

Main cast
Christopher de Leon; Charo Santos-Concio; Jay Ilagan; Sandy Andolong; Boboy Garovillo

Genres
Comedy

Description
In a spoof on the contemporary sacred cons, two yuppy couples get entangled with warring smugglers of dope that include fake priests and nuns as well as Japanese and Chinese agents.


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