Rollerbabies (1976)

Director
Carter Stevens

Main cast
Susan McBain; Alan Marlow; Terri Hall; Yolanda Savalas; Mary Stuart

Genres
Comedy, Sci-Fi

Description
In the future, human procreation will be outlawed. But there will be Rollerbabies! A hapless TV producer and his loyal scientist are trying to perfect the ultimate game show.


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