Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Director
Guy Ritchie

Main cast
Jason Flemyng; Dexter Fletcher; Nick Moran; Jason Statham; Steven Mackintosh

Genres
Comedy, Crime

Description
A fast paced comedy about a card sharp and his unwillingly enlisted friends, who need to make a lot of cash quick after losing a sketchy poker match. To do this they decide to pull a heist on a small-time gang who happen to be operating out of the flat next door. Lots of British humor, off the wall characters, and a line up of unbelievable scenes put director Guy Ritchie on the map.


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